I dey house

and event no dey finish. I am quite used to 10 hrs + flight. But there was some eff-up in my system and I barfed up during my second flight. Damn! I was kinda happy. Like, I have barfed up less than 5 times in life. That may be weird tho. I don't know how some folks force themselves to recurgitate, them try.

As for my surprise home visit, my mumcee's face was friggin' classic plus my Afro is doing some wonders. Fam-bonding can never be overrated. It feels good, when your mum tells you to make Eba and Okro for dinner and you grumble tho u still do ur best to make the soup as tasty as ever. Mumcee called me old-fashioned but now that I'm here with my afro. She was using style to beg me not to show up at her office with my hair-do. I don't blame her cos I have been creating some stare-traffic, anywhere I go. One photographer even booked me for a photoshoot tomorrow lol. I will go sha. Europeans can look oh.

The part of Europe, where I live, has two competitve trends: Chain-smoking and PDA(Public Display of Affection). Chain-smoking is an over-flogged issue but PDA chai. You will sit in a tram innocently and may be uncomfortable to look in any direction cos there is always a couple doing some mushy stuff. I am not against PDAs but I have a preferred limit: e.g peck and smile. But living here has made used to seeing a couple neck, peck, smooch......some folks may call that making out sef. I don't think that is morally right cos even younger teens do such. You don't want your kid to see a guy groping his babe's akara-sized butt. Well, it's better to love than hate, right?

Mehn! my own summer has started to kick off for real. U no wan try European gbedu lol. This my 3mth internship wants to take the better part of me. But na lie!

On that note, bloggin', per se, resumes next week cos there are 5 pple, 5 laptops and only one ethernet cable in my house. Thus, only one person can browse at a time. Imagine 5 grown-ups targeting one ethernet cable lol. Mad fun, I swear. It's better than having 5 cables and no action. Funny stuff is why no one wants to even take time to buy extra cables.

Vegetarian shoes

Yday, I was shopping online for shoes. Not my usual flats or sneaks, I was looking for gladiators/wedges. No special occasion oh. I just want to parole the airport, looking fly this wkend. All na vanity sha, I hope I dont lose an ankle on those heels. I bet I will end up wearing flats tho.

Note: I dont wanna get some folks confused, I live somewhere in Europe but go to school in Yankee. (get the picture?)

Some of my ladies know that endless.com delivers shoes overnight for free. If you dint know, now u do. So homegirl was clicking and clicking. Lo and behold! What did I see? Vegetarian shoes! You had better be kidding me. So, I clicked and I saw some ugly-looking crocs that were outdated before the 90s in Naija. Can someone tell me why some yankee pple still rock crocs? The fact that there are Vegan shoes, ie shoes made from inorganic stuff. I am beginning to think vegan-optioned stuffs are overrated. PETA folks can't do me nothing.

Another type of shoes that have started making 'small-small' waves are Boot-bags or something like that. I think bag designers are running out of ideas.

Or maybe one celeb mistakenly took out her winter boot and used it as a clutch in the summer. Voila! a fashion statement was made.
When will ladies start wearing bags as shoes, belts that look like 3D glasses or earrings that look like stilettos?

PS: If you know Ade in So-You-Think-You-Can-Dance, give him some love pour moi. I do not vote but if I knew Janette would be sent home, I would have voted a 100 times for her.

Okay, I have to get back to DJing for my office. Sensual seduction is on play now.

Flashing on another level

Last Wednesday, my mum called...scratch that! The woman flashed me. You get? She called me and allowed my fone to ring for a nanosecond. Thus, I did not have enough time to pick her call.
With courtesy, I called her back, not flashed. Remember my mumcee from her preservation skills.

Yinkuslolo: 'Sup? I just got a missed call from u.
Mum: Oh! I was just flashing you
Yinkuslolo: Haba, I'm at work oh. U this woman! How far?
Mum: I was just greeting you. I also flashed Ruka(my cousin) in Naija and she called me back, we talked for a while.
Yinkuslolo: Ha Mummy! You must have burned her credit and made her feel guilty that she did not pick your call
Mum: ****he ha he ha he ha**(she giggled)

Back in Naija, my high schl declared "GSMs" to be contrabands. Trust hardknock-life boarders, some babes still sneaked in fones. Yinkuslolo cud not afford the consequences of the authorities seizing her janded Nokia fone, so I dint take my fone to skul. Still, I wud borrow a mate's fone and flash my mumcee twice spontaneously. God Bless my mother! She always called me back, even if it's 3 in the AM.

Now, that I am in Yankee, she flashes me all the way from Europe, across the oceans, not even minding the time difference. I dont even know when to take her missed calls seriously. So, I flash her back. Lol! It's a game oh. When we get tired, we start talking for 10 mins+ about nothing to everything.

Presently, I am rocking a fro. A friend told me that I look like I just time-traveled from a disco club in the 80s. As you may guess, when Mumcee saw me virtually, she said that I look old-fashioned and started laffing at moi.

She doesn't know that I'm paying her/home a surprise visit this wkend. I am still thinking about making it a surprise cos some folks are like "Yinkuslolo! u want to make a 10 hr+ flight a surprise visit"

But, I no send. Imma surprise my mumcee's a$ and she will not be able to avoid me, walking around with her, with my old-fashioned hair-do. **muahahaha***

PS: New post on Blogsville Gist, check it out.

PPS: This is related to the post. Sometime two yrs ago, I was yarning with a Kings College(KC) ex-boy. We were talking about flashing. He told me that one boy in KC flashed his P-man, cos the former was 'broke' and all those boarding skul suffer-head ish. The father flashed him back. See embarassment cos there was a group of boys round, borrowing the same fone. Just remembered, I still laff at the story. ha!

If u desire [a] headache? or braintest?

ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT.

There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.

2. In each house lives a person of different nationality

3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.

2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.

3. The Dane drinks tea.

4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.

5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.

6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.

7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.

8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.

9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.

10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.

11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.

12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.

13. The German smokes Prince.

14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

ALBERT EINSTEIN WROTE THIS RIDDLE EARLY DURING THE 19th CENTURY. HE SAID THAT 98% OF THE WORLD POPULATION WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT.

My love for Einstein is undeniable. I may find him hot, if he's still alive.

PS: Ope o! F21 has delivered my pkg. The annoying suspense has led to a somewhat vex with the clothes. haha, jst j/k. I will rock them asap.

It's Amber!

Yeah, she be doing some fly things but I gotta agree that this is some cool stizz.
Quick overview, Amber Rose is a model and the on and off woman of Kanye West.
This turquoise hair color is a risk but it's Amber dammit. It looks good on her. Maybe cos I like her already but it looks like a feasible trend in the nearest future.


This is her previous hair color and a pic with my person(cos his Love Lockdown track gets me errytime)

PS: I know some folks will soon go on molo and even attempt changing their hair color. Pls, know the shape of your heads before you try it. U can tie a scarf(with the color u want to dye you hair to) tight on ur entire head, till your hair looks flat. Look in the mirror and check out the sample. No do follow follow oh!