4 laughin eyes,
4 well shaped legs,
4 lovin arms,
2 firm milk containers,
2 nuts,
1 mixin bowl,
1 firm banana...
Method...
1. Look into laughin eyes
2. Spread well shaped legs with lovin arms
3. Squeeze & massage milk containers very gently
4. Gently add firm banana to mixin bowl workin in an out until well creamed
5. As heat rises plunge banana deep into mixin bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak, preferably not over nite
6. The cake is done when banana is soft, if banana doesn't soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixin bowls! Note...
If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen..
1. Wash utensils carefully before and after use!
2. Do not lick mixin bowl!
3. If cake rises, leave town...
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every line has pun-intentions.
stole it from a friend's fb.
shit is funny as hell. don't ask me if i've followed this recipe lol.
gotta post stuff like this, when you have too much time on your hands in jand.
16 comments:
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lmao...did this come from someone's brain!!!wow...we have some deep peeps on d side of d earth!
ive seen this a looong time ago maybe like 8yrs ago...the last part is funny ( leave town)
if cake rises, leave town? i will follow with a shotgun. lol. nyc one
Got me laughing all thru..
kai! u no go take laff wound me sha!...shiooo....some people are really deep thinkers...lol @rayo comment.
Lol. Funny stuff
lol...this is soooo funny...
Nutty post but loved it.lol
lmaooo this was great!
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lol. this post cracked me up oh. nice blog btw
Na wa. lol
Haha. That's hilarious. Except for the last number 3.
I know i may be slow at times, but what does "if cake rises leave town, in terms of sex, mean?"
Moving on...Yinkusolo I hope all is well? Just checking up on you.
Yikes!!!!! Who in the world thinks up stuff like this??!! haha
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