Repping Naija Jamz

Holla!

I am unapologetically big on Naija Pop. The 'Naija Jamz' Playlist on my iTouch is on shuffle/repeat, like right now at work. No matter where I am, ( I'm back to the US of A) I try my best to be current/critical/appreciative about what's popping in Naija. Scratch! I composed these stanzas after remixing MI and Naeto C's songs during my lunch break. Not remix per se, I added some jara and 'twisted' some lines, if you are familiar with MI's Safe, Teaser, Short Black Boy, Anoti and Naeto C's Ringtone and This is what I do.

PS: If you don't know MI, shegay!!! Something dey do that guy

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MI is not just chilling in my belly,
cos that is Naija Hip-Pop speaking.

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That short black boy

makes me go loko,

when I listen to his voco.

Isn't that the koko?

.
Claiming to be looking for diva,

with some bakassi pennisula,

cos he is a cute bootay squeezer

Does he need someone's data?

.

Who is cool like a freezer

and can make you perspire,
like you on fire.

Look at her he-re.

.

Sit on her,

like you do on Naija's rap messiah,

and I dare you to delete her.


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Don't push my button,

Don't turn it on.

Cos I ain't got no ringtone.

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Should I check up on you?
and put it on you.

Wetin I go do?

This is what I do.
Naeto Chukwu.

My Bonus/Jara/Fisi.

Effing Amber posing for Complex

Je t'embrasse

I am not a "loster"!

The title line is culled from Don't Jealous Me's vocab. That guy! He be making me lose ribs just becos I crack up whenever I watch his youtube vids. If u know him in person, thru facebook or by some 'attache' link, give him some sucre pour moi.

So, why am I not a 'loster'? I just won my first ever/contest/raffle/draw. Actually, I won the access to reading Genevieve Magazines online, three solid editions. It's a sleek+chic Nigerian mag. I learnt about the online mag thing in Good Nigerian Girl's blog sometime ago. Blogging pays off too. It was not a draw per se, I was one of the first pple to enter the contest so I qualified automatically lol!
hahah, update: I am still reading the April's edition. MI stated in his interview that his biggest turn-on is "Bakassi Peninsula". So, my well-endowed sisters, that's your shot. Beware! He doesn't like Big Toes and Bad Attitude. So, pump ur behind, wear some toe-covering pumps/stilettos(if you have big toes) and behave. MI is yours. O.Y.O sha, MI no send me oh.

Back to the gist, I dont bother doing stuff, like awoof guessing/gambling games. Back in high school, if I dunno the answer to an option question (aka objective), I will most likely miss it. Na im, I bin dey jack hard that time plus essay questions (aka theory) used to save my ass. I just have to work for all or most of my winnings. I can't be a gambler.

In short, I think I am becoming a mag junkie. I dunno why Vogue magazine keeps sending me editions regularly, when I ddint subscribe. I hope those clowns ddint charge me sometime before. The Vogue magazines includes too many adverts and 'unwearable' modeled clothes to me. No be my type. I dunno what carried me to go and subscribe to Teen Vogue, Seventeen and freely subscribe to Maxim. Maxim of all mags! That's how the other day, I was 'gyming' and browsing one Maxim mag. One of my friends was just like "u're reading Maxim?" Na im, i kon check am well. Maxim is a male-targeted mag oh. No wonder the mag does not appeal to me.

Any hoos, I wanted to pimp my blog but I don't have the time to sample layouts yet. (Hey Robby, thanks for ur effort) Thus, I settled for this one. In honor of those numerous Jean clothing lying in my closet. Thruout last academic year, I realised that it was only 8 days that i ddint wear some Jean clothing. I have changed this summer sha. As per my last sensational post, this blog is very PG-13 oh. If u grab any pun-intention, blame your left hemisphere!

What am I doing now:
Listening to Wall to Wall by Chris Brown.
The guy just dropped a public apology vid to Rih-Rih.
Next thing, he would release an "I'm sorry" track in his next album and make money off it