The title line is culled from Don't Jealous Me's vocab. That guy! He be making me lose ribs just becos I crack up whenever I watch his youtube vids. If u know him in person, thru facebook or by some 'attache' link, give him some sucre pour moi.
So, why am I not a 'loster'? I just won my first ever/contest/raffle/draw. Actually, I won the access to reading Genevieve Magazines online, three solid editions. It's a sleek+chic Nigerian mag. I learnt about the online mag thing in Good Nigerian Girl's blog sometime ago. Blogging pays off too. It was not a draw per se, I was one of the first pple to enter the contest so I qualified automatically lol!
hahah, update: I am still reading the April's edition. MI stated in his interview that his biggest turn-on is "Bakassi Peninsula". So, my well-endowed sisters, that's your shot. Beware! He doesn't like Big Toes and Bad Attitude. So, pump ur behind, wear some toe-covering pumps/stilettos(if you have big toes) and behave. MI is yours. O.Y.O sha, MI no send me oh.
Back to the gist, I dont bother doing stuff, like awoof guessing/gambling games. Back in high school, if I dunno the answer to an option question (aka objective), I will most likely miss it. Na im, I bin dey jack hard that time plus essay questions (aka theory) used to save my ass. I just have to work for all or most of my winnings. I can't be a gambler.
In short, I think I am becoming a mag junkie. I dunno why Vogue magazine keeps sending me editions regularly, when I ddint subscribe. I hope those clowns ddint charge me sometime before. The Vogue magazines includes too many adverts and 'unwearable' modeled clothes to me. No be my type. I dunno what carried me to go and subscribe to Teen Vogue, Seventeen and freely subscribe to Maxim. Maxim of all mags! That's how the other day, I was 'gyming' and browsing one Maxim mag. One of my friends was just like "u're reading Maxim?" Na im, i kon check am well. Maxim is a male-targeted mag oh. No wonder the mag does not appeal to me.
Any hoos, I wanted to pimp my blog but I don't have the time to sample layouts yet. (Hey Robby, thanks for ur effort) Thus, I settled for this one. In honor of those numerous Jean clothing lying in my closet. Thruout last academic year, I realised that it was only 8 days that i ddint wear some Jean clothing. I have changed this summer sha. As per my last sensational post, this blog is very PG-13 oh. If u grab any pun-intention, blame your left hemisphere!
What am I doing now:
Listening to Wall to Wall by Chris Brown.
The guy just dropped a public apology vid to Rih-Rih.
Next thing, he would release an "I'm sorry" track in his next album and make money off it