Repping Naija Jamz

Holla!

I am unapologetically big on Naija Pop. The 'Naija Jamz' Playlist on my iTouch is on shuffle/repeat, like right now at work. No matter where I am, ( I'm back to the US of A) I try my best to be current/critical/appreciative about what's popping in Naija. Scratch! I composed these stanzas after remixing MI and Naeto C's songs during my lunch break. Not remix per se, I added some jara and 'twisted' some lines, if you are familiar with MI's Safe, Teaser, Short Black Boy, Anoti and Naeto C's Ringtone and This is what I do.

PS: If you don't know MI, shegay!!! Something dey do that guy

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MI is not just chilling in my belly,
cos that is Naija Hip-Pop speaking.

.

That short black boy

makes me go loko,

when I listen to his voco.

Isn't that the koko?

.
Claiming to be looking for diva,

with some bakassi pennisula,

cos he is a cute bootay squeezer

Does he need someone's data?

.

Who is cool like a freezer

and can make you perspire,
like you on fire.

Look at her he-re.

.

Sit on her,

like you do on Naija's rap messiah,

and I dare you to delete her.


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Don't push my button,

Don't turn it on.

Cos I ain't got no ringtone.

.
Should I check up on you?
and put it on you.

Wetin I go do?

This is what I do.
Naeto Chukwu.

My Bonus/Jara/Fisi.

Effing Amber posing for Complex

Je t'embrasse

Stimulator 101

You know what they say about the first time.

After much encouragement from friends,

We decided to make it a foursome; trois femmes et un garçon.

I waited for that 15-second ectasy-filled moment to come.

I liked the teaser.

My heart began to beat faster...and faster.

But your sudden vibration triggered my anxiety hormones.

Then, you rocked me back and forth.

I held on tight to my straps but my legs dangled below.

Some parts of my body thought of my decision,

other simply enjoyed the sensation.

Your strength was [obviously] metallic.

With a hump, you gave me head/

ache, which I felt in my heart.

How was supposed to know that I should have opened my eyes?

I preferred them close.

Because I didnt want to be guilty of my possibly ill-fated risk.

When we got to the much-awaited and suddenly-dreaded climax.

You took me through the twists and turns.

They were definitely adventurous positions.

You sexy bastard!

Wow! I enjoyed you

Albeit, you finished me.

It was definitely a roller-coaster of emotions.

I should have waited till I reached 20/

years have passed since I felt this way

J'aime toi beaucoup, Bizarro!
I definitely want to ride you again in the morrow.

P.S.: The hint to this poem is the update to the P.S. in my last post

What am I doing now?
Dulling at Work