Friday, October 30, 2009

Joke of the day.

Catholics Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'...."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God..."

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I smiled but didn't laff. Semi-gist abt my DC trip, coming soon.
How y'all been doing?

15 comments:

leggy said...

i smiled too but didnt laugh.lol

tunrayo said...

:) (just like u)

Bubbles said...

I smiled
and I 'lol'-ed in my head
isn't that weird
yeah

BBB said...

wonder why i behave d d same...
maybe its cos likening a hot girl to God isnt funny

Fierce said...

ok, this smiling but not laughing thing? I'm definitely noticing a trend here. But seriously, this joke was kind of funny but not something you can laugh out loud to, I guess.

lucidlilith said...

I had to laugh at this. Smart and funny. so men can be all holy and respected but women can inspire the name of God. Yeah, baby!

Myne Whitman said...

LOL, yessoooo. But they should not take the name of the lord in vain. LWKMD..

miss.fab said...

Lol I lol'd in my head too. You came to DC and didn't tell me??? Smh!

BSNC said...

lol

Sugarking said...

It was funny. I laughed jare. Its a joke abi? Btw r we beefing? haven't seen u on mine lately. Hope u bam sha?

Bibi said...

i smiled too. lol

What Nigerian Women deal with. said...

LOLLL. i dont knw why i found this extremely funny. hehe

Ms. 'dufa said...

:)

Yinkuslolo said...

@miss.fab. i blogged abt my intended trip to dc nah? do u reside somewhere around there?

Miss Natural said...

U got that right, i smiled but i didnt laugh...one of those 'good' jokes but not necessarily split your ribs laughing kinda funny.