Thursday, June 18, 2009

Man Must Wack.

Please take time off work and have a good laugh. I am at work oh.
This is funny! Read on……
Did you hear about the Naija man who went looking for a job?

He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill. Apparently their gorilla had just died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to the very fine gorilla suit. The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.

They led him to the cage before opening up the zoo to visitors, so he took a position at the back of the cage and pretended to sleep. But after a while, he got tired of sitting so he walked around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises. Some people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump around, they would clap and cheer and throw him peanuts. And the man loved peanuts.So he jumped around some more and tried climbing a tree. That seemed to really get the now growing crowd excited. They threw more peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung from one side of the cage to the other. The people loved it and threw more peanuts. "Wow! This is great," he thought. He swung higher and the crowd grew bigger. He continued to swing on the vine, getting higher and higher and then all of a sudden, the vine broke!

He was thrown up and out of his cage, landing inside the lion's cage that was next door.There was a huge lion less than ten feet away, and it looked very hungry. So the man in the gorilla suit panicked, started jumping up and down, screaming and yelling, "Help, help! Get me out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a man in a gorilla suit! HELP!"

The lion immediately pounced on the man, held him down and whispered fiercely into his ear, “NNAMDI, NO FEAR, NA ME CHIJIOKE! ABEG COOL DOWN! As you dey hala like this you want make dem sack 2 of us??

31 comments:

Tinu said...

LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Miss Natural said...

lol this was really funny!!

leggy said...

ha ha ha ha...this is so hilarioua!!lol

Nice Anon said...

FUCKING HELL! Heheheehhehehe
hahahahahahahaahah. Leave me alone this night you hear

BBB said...

hahahah
so funny...

Lady X said...

LMAO!
This has just made my dear haha!

Sir Scribbles II said...

LMAO!! wait y dem go use Nnamdi and Chijioke sef...why must it be igbo pple, I don tire 4 una oo, leave us alone jo!

UnderCover07 said...

Lol...that was funny! Scribbs no vex na, it's cos igbos are certified hustlers mehn...lol.

Tay-mee said...

LMAOOO!!

Naija bad boi.... said...

LMAO....this is so hilarious....scribbs...undercover is ryt o...y'all are serz hustlers ...nna meeehnn.....

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

haahahahaha! Oh my....

Sweetnothin' said...

hahahahhaha... you just made my day

NigerianDramaQueen said...

bwahahahahahahaha! LWKM die! Too funny! My 9ja peeps men! Thanks for the good laugh!

BSNC said...

lol that was funny...

SouLBoutiQue said...

LMAO!!!!!!! too musch
AG

Emilia said...

hahahahhahahahha so funny nice one

Rene said...

LWKMD!

GiDiPwInCeSs said...

hahahhahaa lol... na wah ooo!!!dats some real funny shit!!!!

Tracey Ellle said...

lmao thats hilariouis.. thanks for stopin by my blog hun.. love urs.. very funny

Penelope said...

LMFAO!!!! OMG!

mike said...

thank you very much! i appreciate this. loooooooooooooooooooooool

Chi-Chi said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOO
good 1!

Naijadude said...

oooh my gawddddddddddddd!!! Now am I glad I took time off work to read this?? Thanks

Imoteda said...

LOL!!! I've read this one before
Still cracks me up everytime.

You don't know its the recession. Man must take work wherever it is to be found

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAOOOOOO. Heeelarious stuff! Man must wack indeed!

Tigeress said...

lmho!! hilarious!!!

miss.fab said...

Lmaooooo! How will you just call out my brother like that??? Not fair o. It's a recession now! Lol...

yinkuslolo said...

i agree with erryone. that was some serious cracking up right there. i dont know why they used igbo names, hahah, i guess they did outta common sense or probability

Sassy Trends said...

Lmao.....

LG said...

LWKMF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blogoratti said...

Had me cracking up,funny as hell!