Sunday, August 23, 2009

Temptation 102

Specie of kissing in question?

Budapest: pussy pussy

I live in Budapest. I have been told that she is one of the most beautiful cities. I concur. To be frank, the city gets me sometimes. The usual hello/greeting is a type of kiss. BTW, kissing in Budapest is referred to as "Pussy". I know that triggers pun-intention alerts. It's like la bise, you know French style. But in Budapest, whenever you want to greet someone, you two hug and pussy 3 times, side-to-side.

Yankee here, there is the casual hug, which gets tighter with the attraction, no pussy involved. BTW, the last person I hugged last was Leggy. Haha, I don't get to hug many folks. But next week wud be colossal with many chests bumping into one another cos school resumes then. Wow, my DDs.

Lemme not digress. In Naija, I dont think the pussy is included in the greeting hug. When I hug you, I lip-read 'mwah/muah/mwuahhh'

Back to the Pussy in question!
If such is included in the Naija mode of greeting. I don't think it will be well handled cos the hug mode already has its quirks.
Will it be considered morally right and seductively safe?
(Ok, I think I can invent the use of that adverb)

In Budapest, I get somewhat confused, when I'm about to greet a Nigerian there. I think the pussy should be included and I don't wanna be forward cos I don't know the mode of greeting I should subscribe to.

Take it easy people, I don't know what pussy means to you. If u can pussy, maybe u can greet the Hungarian way trés bien.

Update: I am not sure Pussy is what Kiss is called in Magyar(Hungarian lang.) but the word sure sounds like pussy.

27 comments:

bonnie said...

hmmm wow Pussy means kissing in Budapest...my dayz...being a tourist there would be interesting.


i guess it depends on the Nigerian you're greeting right??

Sugarking said...

Lol!! I'm literally rolling on the floor because of Bonnie's comment!!! Nice post!!!

Rene said...

lol@ bonnie.....i agree though

imma try calling it pussy here just to see the reaction of pple.....classic! i tell you.

TaioFierce Ameen said...

Lol@ Kissing meaning Pussy.. neva heard of dt... if it is included in 9ja mode of greetin.. noone ll be safe again oh...lol

Sir Scribbles II said...

LOL! I swear I cudn't stop laughing wiv all d pussy flying around...even my comment is cracking me up!

Yeah I think if you are greeting a nigerian who is use to the custom then pussy *snickers* is acceptable but in naija or to a naija pesin, who isn't use to the cusstom, I think you shud keep the pussy to urself *snickers*...okay I need to grow up lol!

Fabulo-la said...

LOL!
Pussy pussy eh?
Me likey jere...

L-VII said...

Lol... That's my kinda greeting.

L.

Mz. Eniola said...

loool...uve given it a new meaning 4 me lol @ ur DD's dat shud b sumthn huggn so many pple!...so true doe in naij d hugging thing already has its dwnsyds imagine if they added d "pussy"....lool...pple wud so take advantage of it!

Nice Anon said...

interesting name for greeting to say the least

Myne Whitman said...

Pussy? Pusssy? You say it means what again? Pussy? I agree I have a dirty mind. Let me go wash it first. LOL

Yeah Budapest is beautiful.

miss.fab said...

Lol I dunno how I feel about that substitution. And you're right pussying in Nigeria will definitely not go down well haha

RocNaija said...

Hmm.. So.. out of curiosity..

If you see a friend who is trying to avoid greeting you..

Do you slap him/her on the back and say "Come here and give me that pussy"

Bubbles said...

you know it's funny
because in my high school
we had different ways of hugging/pussying

Nigerians hugged and kissed twice on both cheeks.

If you were hugging a friend from an european country, it was: hug and three kisses, starting with the right cheek.

Yeah.! Even if you weren't friends with the person. It was just the way we greeted each other. We even had the cheek kissing counts posted on our bulletin board in the common room. haha I miss BIS

ok I'm done
x

Gee said...

hahah go and kiss in naija and erryone will b looking at u like u lost it.lol

iphyigbogurl said...

lol@ rocnaija's comment!!
that killed me...

the way u kept using pussy in the post was funny...... I need to get my mind out of the gutter
so ...u live in yankee abi budapest? *confused*
yea.....naija people read meaning into evrything....
sometimes wen u hug someone a little longer,its a sin.....
i remember one time in high school... my friend was hugging me so tight and then he lifted me up because he was excited about his O'level result....see teachers eyeing me na.....kai!! dey didnt even look at the boy oh..it was me that was the jezebel.....tcheww..lol

yankeenaijababe said...

@Yinkus

that was one funny artice, for real of the pussy meaning. Different meanings for every country on planet earth. How have you been so far?

Yinkuslolo said...

@roc: something do u

@iphy: I live in Budapest but I go to school in Yankee

@YNC: I am fine oh, tired from moving to my fall semester housing tho. How is the oh-i'm-married life?

muyiwa said...

that budapest wont be bad for vacation cos it will be interesting to experience that kinda thing

rayo said...

lmao. pussy pussy

rayo said...

lmao. pussy pussy

David Numba-one God'sfave said...

na wa oh...dirry minds...
i can boldly sat that i have the cleanest mind *asks God for forgiveness*

@ pussy, i only think of pussy-cat..lol! but you are right, pple will take advatage of it but it really depends on who you are greetin/pussyin..lol!

Ms. 'dufa said...

"I didn't do anything much, I just gave him a pussy" Lol. Never heard that one before. It sure wont settle down well in Naija.

P'sy-A-wana said...

i really dont know wat to say

if pussy is a kiss then the world is upside down, second base comes b4 first...thats downright nasty

Doja 2.0 said...

Okay so thats one city I would never live in....I dont like people hugging me or kissing me, definitely not three times.

Neo said...

for real? na wa o

In my zones in Naija we only hug good frnds o! No pussy at all. Tho i have pussied (nes pas) a frnd once.

For meeting new girls the standard greet is the "onceover" and for potentiallu=y lecherous men the side hug is used!

Yinkuslolo said...

@ Ms 'dufa: u are on ur own, if u say dat

@neo: which one is onceover again?

leggy said...

i thought i'd commented here..na wa oh..pussy means hello in budapest?lmao.
im off to tell someone to pussy me.lol