hahaha, lwkm!

sometime last yr, i tot my mumcee how to navigate her yahoomail. yes, it's a good thing but the woman browses more than me now sef. scratch that! she cant beat my average of 8hrs/day. anyhoos, her colleague, maybe he too just discovered the joy of emailing, sends mumcee yeye mails everyday. they are not dat yeye sha. most are quite useful. my mumcee forwards some to people. she is cool like that.

below is one of the mails. not all are like this, actually this is one of her first jokes.

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

> > MAN: "What was that for?"
> > WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Barbara Ann written on it?"
> > MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Barbara Ann was the name of one of thehorses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off do work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.

>>MAN: "What the heck was that for this time?"
>>WIFE:> "Your horse called."

haha, how can a man give his *cough* business partner his home phone. men like this deserve harsh wives like 'WIFE". it's not good to cheat oh!